When you lose your job,
And your money's all gone,
Who you gonna call
When you need a loan?
Who you gonna talk to?
Who you gonna phone?
Call me...
When your mate moves out
After twenty-five years,
Who you gonna call
After the tears?
Who you gonna talk to,
Tell of your fears?
Call me...
When your goldfish drowns
And your parakeet dies,
Your cat runs away
And you don't know why,
Who you gonna call
When you need to cry?
Call me...
So...
When things get you down
And you're feeling blue
You're out of control
Don't know what to do;
You pick up the phone
And you wonder,
"Who".
Call me...